Why So Serious???
Learn To Laugh!
Learn To Laugh!
What country did candy come from?
Sweeten!
What do you get when you cross a camera and a mouse?
Cheese!
How can you get breakfast in bed?
Sleep in the kitchen!
Why are cooks so cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
" Wasabi? "
What kind of pie can fly?
A magpie!
What candy is never on time?
Choco-late!
" Waiter,this soup tastes funny! "
" Then why aren't you laughing? "
How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
Drop it 4 feet-for the first 3 feet it won't break!
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs!
What do you get when you cross a camera and a mouse?
Cheese!
How can you get breakfast in bed?
Sleep in the kitchen!
Why are cooks so cruel?
Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
" Wasabi? "
What kind of pie can fly?
A magpie!
What candy is never on time?
Choco-late!
" Waiter,this soup tastes funny! "
" Then why aren't you laughing? "
How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
Drop it 4 feet-for the first 3 feet it won't break!
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs!
CooLCheF :
Have a fun day! If you dont understand these jokes, just ask the CooLCheF! hehe!
Menu Of The Day :
Berries on a straw? There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century by English children who picked the fruit, strung them on grass straws and sold them as "Straws of berries".
Have a fun day! If you dont understand these jokes, just ask the CooLCheF! hehe!
Menu Of The Day :
Berries on a straw? There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century by English children who picked the fruit, strung them on grass straws and sold them as "Straws of berries".
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