:: kiTcHen JokES ::

Why So Serious???
Learn To Laugh!

What country did candy come from?


What do you get when you cross a camera and a mouse?


How can you get breakfast in bed?

Sleep in the kitchen!

Why are cooks so cruel?

Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream!

What did sushi A say to sushi B?

" Wasabi? "

What kind of pie can fly?

A magpie!

What candy is never on time?


" Waiter,this soup tastes funny! "

" Then why aren't you laughing? "

How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?

Drop it 4 feet-for the first 3 feet it won't break!

What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?

Scrambled eggs!

CooLCheF :

Have a fun day! If you dont understand these jokes, just ask the CooLCheF! hehe!

Menu Of The Day :

Berries on a straw? There is a legend that strawberries were named in the nineteenth-century by English children who picked the fruit, strung them on grass straws and sold them as "Straws of berries".

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